Ingredients Jump to Instructions ↓

  1. 1/2 Grapefruit

  2. 1 slice Whole wheat toast, dry

  3. 8 ounces Skim milk

  4. 4 ounces Lean broiled chicken breast

  5. 1 cup Steamed spinach

  6. 1 cup Herb tea 1 Oreo cookie

  7. Rest of the Oreos in package

  8. 2 pints Rocky Road ice cream

  9. 1 Jar hot fudge sauce

  10. Nuts, cherries, whipped cream

  11. 2 Loaves garlic bread with cheese

  12. large Sausage, mushroom & cheese pizza

  13. 4 cans Beer -or-

  14. 1 large Pitcher beer

  15. 3 Milky Way candy bars

  16. Entire frozen cheesecake eaten directly from freezer

Instructions Jump to Ingredients ↑

  1. BREAKFAST LUNCH MIDAFTERNOON SNACK DINNER LATE EVENING NEWS RULES FOR THIS DIET 1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

  2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.

  3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.

  4. Foods used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.

  5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

  6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entire entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel, such as Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, and Tootsie Rolls 7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

  7. Things licked off of knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.

  8. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories.

  9. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color. Posted to FOODWINE Digest 31 Mar 97 by Angele and Jon Freeman on Apr 1, 1997


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