Toxic Tomatoes Recipe

Wash the tomatoes and cut them in half crosswise. Place the halves - open side up - on a cookie sheet.

In a small bowl, mash together the avocado (sludge), grated Swiss cheese (pus), and basil (poisonous plant matter). Spoon the mixture on top of the tomatoes and sprinkle with oregano (flywings).

With an adult's help, broil the tomatoes for 5 minutes or until pus begins to ooze. Carefully remove the tomatoes from the broiler and serve hot.

Serving Idea: Allow Toxic Tomatoes to cool slightly and eat them with your hands (wearing plastic gloves, of course - to keep from being contaminated)!

Yield: Serves 4 to 6 madcap mutants Recipe Source: Creepy Cuisine by Lucy Monroe (Random House)

Reprinted with permission.