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  1. MMMMM-- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.02

  2. Title: Cute Cake

  3. Categories: Cakes, Humor Yield: 6 servings

  4. 1 c Of butter

  5. 1 c Sugar

  6. 6 Drops lemon juice

  7. Nuts

  8. 4 lg Eggs

  9. 1 ts Baking powder

  10. 4 c Mixed dried fruit

  11. 1 ts Baking soda

  12. 1 Or 2 bottles of whiskey

  13. Sample the whisky to check quality. Select a large mixing bowl.

  14. Check the whisky again as it must be just right. To ensure the

  15. whisky is of top quality, pour 1 large glass and drink fast. Repeat.

  16. With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

  17. Add 1 tsp thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, check the whisky is

  18. still top quality by crying another tup. Repeat. Add 2 arge leggs,

  19. 2 cups fried druit and beat till high.

  20. Sample whisky again, checking for tonscistististicity. Next sift 3

  21. cups of salt -- or anything, it doesn't really matter. Wample the

  22. shisky. Sift half pint of lemon juice. Fold in the chopped butter

  23. and stained nuts. Add 1 babble-spoon of brown sugar, or whatever

  24. colour you can find and wix mell.

  25. Whink remaining drisky. Grease oven and turn cake into pan to 200

  26. degrees. Pour eveything into the coven and bo to ged.

  27. MMMMM


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