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Cat Poop Cookies

  • 32servings
  • 120minutes
  • 179calories

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Nutrition Info . . .

NutrientsProteins, Lipids, Carbohydrates, Cellulose
VitaminsB1, B2, B3, B6, B12, H, D, E
MineralsSelenium, Fluorine, Chromium, Silicon, Iron, Magnesium, Sulfur, Chlorine, Phosphorus, Cobalt, Molybdenum

Ingredients Jump to Instructions ↓

  1. Chocolate ingredients

  2. 1/2 cup honey

  3. 2/3 cup butter margarine, or lard

  4. 1 teaspoon vanilla extract or peppermint extract

  5. 2 cups whole wheat flour

  6. 1/3 cup cocoa powder

  7. Gingerbread ingredients

  8. 1/4 cup honey

  9. 1/4 cup molasses

  10. 2/3 cup butter or margarine, or lard

  11. 1 each egg

  12. 2 1/3 cups whole wheat flour

  13. 1 x ginger cinnamon, cloves, to taste, (maybe 1/2 tsp each)

  14. 1 x grape nuts cereal

  15. Mixins:

  16. 1 x coconut shredded

  17. 1 x chocolate chips

  18. 1 x butterscotch chips

  19. 1 x peanut butter chips

  20. 1 x ramen noodles or spagetti, cooked

  21. 1 x corn

  22. 1 x peanuts

  23. 1 x pastry*

Instructions Jump to Ingredients ↑

  1. *NOTE: puff pastry things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute).

  2. Add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.

  3. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff.

  4. Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

  5. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.

  6. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops.

  7. Roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).

  8. Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop.

  9. You get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.

  10. Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it.

  11. This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.

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