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Cat Poop Cookies Recipe

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    Nutrition Info . . .

    NutrientsProteins, Lipids, Carbohydrates, Cellulose
    VitaminsB1, B2, B3, B6, B12, H, D, E
    MineralsSelenium, Fluorine, Chromium, Silicon, Iron, Magnesium, Sulfur, Chlorine, Phosphorus, Cobalt, Molybdenum

    Ingredients Jump to Instructions ↓

    1. -- CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS --

    2. 1/2 c Honey

    3. 3/4 c Butter, margarine, or lard

    4. 1 ts Vanilla extract

    5. OR- peppermint extract

    6. 2 c Whole wheat flour

    7. 1/3 c Cocoa powder

    8. --GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS --

    9. 1/4 c Honey

    10. 1/4 c Molasses

    11. 3/4 c Butter or margarine, or lard

    12. 1 Egg

    13. 2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour

    14. Ginger, cinnamon, cloves

    15. to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each)

    16. Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

    17. --MIX --

    18. Coconut; (tapeworms)

    19. Chocolate chips

    20. Butterscotch chips

    21. Peanut butter chips

    22. Spagetti or ramen noodles

    23. cooked - (roundworms)

    24. Corn

    25. Peanuts

    26. "puffy pastel things";

    27. find at Chinese restaurants

    Instructions Jump to Ingredients ↑

    1. *NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this to make: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute).

    2. add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.

    3. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff.

    4. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

    5. chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.

    6. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops.

    7. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).

    8. serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop.

    9. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.

    10. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it.

    11. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.

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